Everyone, or at least nearly everyone appreciates a little humor. Even in the dating scene, people who have a sense of humor often have an easier time winning the girl (or the guy). While comedians might have the whole funny thing figured out, you don’t have to be one to win over your crush, you just need a few smooth pick-up lines to get them smiling after which things will likely flow more easily.
Whether you’re looking for a way to approach your crush, or you just want to impress your partner or spouse with some wit, while reflecting your Christian faith and values, here are the best Christian pickup lines that will certainly do the trick.
Read Also: Badass Bible Verses for Life’s Battles
Christian Pickup lines with Biblical references
- Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
- I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
- So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.
- I can’t part the Red Sea, but I’ll certainly open the door for you.
- Have you any relation to Abraham’s nephew, because I like you a Lot.
- You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. Together, we might be a miracle
- If you were a book in the Bible, you’d be Proverbs—full of wisdom and a delight to the soul.
- If we were around when Noah was them you and me would be a pair.
- I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
- How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
- Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… cause he never met someone like you.
- You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak at the knees.
- If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.
- I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”
- Excuse me, do you have a Bible? I need to look up Psalm 37:4 because I think it’s talking about you.
- I’m no Joseph—perhaps you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you?
- Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
- I must be in the book of Numbers because every time I see you, I feel like I’m counting my blessings
- Is your name Ruth? Because I feel like I’ve found my forever love story with you.
Read Also: Weird / Controversial / Strange Bible Verses
Pickup lines about prayer
- The Bible says to bring all your requests to God. I’ve been praying for someone special, and here you are.
- What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
- Are you a praying mantis? Because I’d love to get on my knees and pray with you.
- I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.
- Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
- You’ve been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I’m certain to satisfy them.
- I’ve been fasting, and you’re the answered prayer I’ve been waiting for.
Read Also: Scary Bible Verses: Exploring the Dark and Mysterious Passages of the Scripture
Cute pickup lines
- Is your name Grace? Because you’re amazing.
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- Are you an angel? Because Heaven is missing one.
- Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘mine’?
- God must have created you on a Saturday because He needed time to rest on Sunday.
- I would say “God bless you” but it looks like he already has.
- I must be a shee, because I can’t help but follow you.
- Is your name Milk or Honey? Because you seem like something I was promised.
- You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.
- The Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely… so I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
- Would you touch my arm? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
- Am I on the road to Damascus? Because your beauty is blinding!
- Baby, you’re just like water…except Jesus turned you into fine.
- We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you
- So what did you give up for Lent? I hope I am not on that list.
- The 7 plagues are no match to what I’d go through for you.
- Can I borrow your knees? Mine are weak from praying for someone as beautiful as you.
- My friend told me to come meet you. He said you’re a really nice person. I think you know him, Jesus, yeah that’s his name.
Read Also: Bible Verses About Guilt For Solace And Redemption
Cheesy pickup lines
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
- You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.
- I didn’t know angels flew this low.
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something… my jaw.
- Are you a Pharisee because you are the fairest one I see!
- Are you the burning bush? Because you’re on fire.
- I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
- God was just showing off when he made you.